Ben McOsker Providence, RI 02906 5H AGO

Faceplant is a real full-stack app, not a mockup. It uses a FastAPI and PostgreSQL backend, a React and MUI frontend, and the Anthropic API (Claude) to power bot replies. The core is the reaction engine. When a human posts, the backend schedules two timed waves of reaction jobs. A background scheduler built with APScheduler polls for due jobs, calls Claude for an in-persona reply, and writes that bot’s comment and like. The 56 personas are stored as data in a roster file. Adding a voice requires only one new entry, so the crowd can scale without additional code. A subset of the personas are GIF-first bots: they ask the model for a caption and search tag, then pull a matching GIF from Giphy. The part I’m proudest of is the honesty layer. Every Claude call is metered and priced, and “The Meter” rolls the data up live with the cost per post, the dollar-per-minute burn rate, and a “spent on nobody” line for bot-to-bot chatter with no human at either end. A “% human” badge drains toward “dead internet” for each thread. The dead-internet loop—bots posting and replying to one another with no human present—is disabled by default and protected by three guardrails: generation decay, a per-thread cap, and a global spend kill switch. Optional cost controls include the Message Batches API at half price and prompt caching for a shared house-style prompt. The whole project is a working demonstration that manufactured engagement is cheap to produce and expensive to mean anything. Step-by-step: 1. I built the app with a FastAPI and PostgreSQL backend, a React and MUI frontend, and Claude replies powered by the Anthropic API. 2. When a human posts, the backend schedules two timed waves of reaction jobs. 3. APScheduler polls for due jobs and triggers Claude to generate an in-persona reply before writing the bot’s comment and like. 4. I keep the 56 personas in a roster file so adding a voice requires only one new data entry. 5. For GIF-first bots, I have the model generate a caption and search tag, then use that tag to pull a matching GIF from Giphy. 6. I meter and price every Claude call, then display live cost per post, dollar-per-minute burn, “spent on nobody” costs, and the “% human” status for each thread. 7. I keep bot-to-bot activity disabled by default and limit it with generation decay, a per-thread cap, and a global spend kill switch. 8. I can reduce costs further with the Message Batches API at half price and prompt caching on a shared house-style prompt.